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More Potty Business


After Anglu we have Zeppi. This time the one to get the joke is the accused. Read the article in full to get the fun of the joke at the end.

From Di-ve:

Zeppi il-Hafi Assaulted by Inmates

VALLETTA, Malta (di-ve news) -- March 08, 2006 -- 2030CET - Joseph Fenech, better known as Zeppi l-Hafi, told a court how five inmates assaulted him because he wanted to stop them dealing in drugs in prison. The five inmates, Silvio Buttigieg, 31, Jamal Muftah Sale Belhhrs, 32, Maurizio Massimiliano, 36, Eusebio Busuttil, 38, and Marco Pace, 36, are all accused of assaulting and injuring Fenech on the 11th of January 2006 around 1100CEST.

In front of Magistrate Antonio Mizzi, Fenech, 49, of Kappara, said that 13 out of the 15 prisoners in Division 5 were all taking drugs. When asked whether he intends to drop the charges brought against them, Fenech refused, saying that he wants all legal proceedings to continue against them. Fenech recalled that when he entered Division 5, he smelled smack and alleged that the room, which was supposed to be used as a gym, was in fact empty and everyone used it for drug-taking.

Fenech also complained about the excessively dirty showers, saying that these are so dirty that a prison warden was infected while cleaning them. Fenech then said that in an argument he had with the five inmates, he told them to go and clean up "and not just to take drugs". Eusebio Busuttil called him a "traitor" and Fenech told them that he will report them to the major about drug abuse. Il-hafi went on saying that the accused then started a conspiracy against him which finally led to an assault which left him lightly injured. The five were later sent to Division 6.

Fenech said that he wanted to stop drug abuse in prison. To this statement, the accused burst into laughter, saying that Fenech was lying. The hearing continues on the 6th of April.

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