From Reuters' Oddly Enough:
MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.
"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."
Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.
"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."
The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
Never Be Rude to a Froggy
0 Comments Published by Jacques René Zammit on Tuesday, June 27 at 11:10 am.
The Swiss face the ex-French colony.
Translation: What? Are we playing France again? No. It's Togo
and from the mail:
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De tous les peuples de la Gaule, les Belges sont les plus braves car les plus éloignés de la civilisation et des moeurs raffinées de la Provence [...] et les plus voisins des Germains.
Julius Caesar COMMENTARIUM DE BELLO GALLICO I,1.
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Of all the peoples of Gaul, the Belgians are the most gallant since they lie furthest from the refined civilisation and customs of provence [...] and are the closest to the Germans. Julius Ceasar.
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Yep. It's pick on the French week.
