the laughing fit

"Like a scrotum here it is in a nutshell". Ever since I heard the Bloodhound Gang's "discovery channel" song I have liked the band. For their spunk, for their careless lyrics which are for what matters excellent examples of hundreds of innuendos thrown into rhyming couplets and shot out at the speed of a kalashnikov's bullets leaving the barrel. They are incredible. their command of double-entendres is sans pareil and it takes about a hundred hearings of each of their songs to make sure that you have not missed out any of thier jokes. One for the Fuhrer, One for the Pope, The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope. Offensive lyrics? Of course. Funny... definitely.... and can be also stomach churning. Musical purists will turn their stiff noses at this kind of band. I find this posturing unacceptable - they are obviously not Beethoven or the Killers but what the heck... they make me spend a good hour or so with every cd they produce.

So keep them rolling, And if you do not like it then:

FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO . YANKEE OSCAR UNIFORM.

enjoy:

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto