the laughing fit



"imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"


Public Opinion

from our Finnish correspondent

The Pastor's Donkey

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race and it won again. The local paper read: "PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT." The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: "BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS." This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day: "NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN." The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the Paper read: "NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10." This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: "NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE."

The bishop was buried the next day....

Morale of the story is .... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery ... and even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life ..... you'll be a lot happier and live longer.



Web This Blog

the laughing fit

  • A journal of merriment. "He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh". Inspired by Punch, MAD, the Onion and other irreverent magazines. This is the blog that was created because "not everyone is in on the joke". The laughing fit ... the moaning stay out.


XML

Powered by Blogger

make money online blogger templates



© 2006 the laughing fit | Blogger Templates by GeckoandFly.
No part of the content or the blog may be reproduced without prior written permission.
"He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh". Inspired by Punch, MAD, the Onion and other irreverent magazines. This is the blog that was created because "not everyone is in on the joke". The laughing fit ... the moaning stay out.