Back at J'accuse we were busy announing a new dance stage for the weekend (well done Kenneth for smelling it out). Read the Wikipedia entry on April Fool's and in particular the list of famous hoaxes on this day. Here's the Beeb's round-up of the April Fool's pranks in the Brit media:Has Tony Blair declared his true political colours by painting the door of 10 Downing Street red?
Has Coldplay's Chris Martin done the same by cosying up to Conservative leader David Cameron?
And, as for penguins by the Thames and roads made of biscuits: has the whole world gone mad?
Notting Hill windmill
Fleet Street's finest have not disappointed with their outlandish tales and cringeworthy wordplay.
The Daily Mail shows pictures of a "socialist" red door being installed at 10 Downing Street, complete with comments from design consultant April Fewell.
If red is the new black, blue is just as en vogue with one of the world's trendiest men.
The Guardian has Coldplay's lead singer, Chris Martin, agreeing to release a version of one of the band's hits in an effort to persuade young people to vote Conservative.
The song Talk has been renamed Talk to David, after Mr Martin's actress wife Gwyneth Paltrow met party leader David Cameron's other half Samantha at a yoga class.
Mr Martin, an environmental campaigner, reportedly turned to the Tories after seeing a wind turbine on the roof of Mr Cameron's Notting Hill home.
Sing for your shopping
He is quoted as saying: "I realised that whatever Labour said about Kyoto, you were never going to see a windmill on the roof of No 10."
Also on a musical theme The Times's Alexi Harpor (April Hoaxer?) describes the joy of "chip and sing" cards.
From 2009, customers will be encouraged to belt out tunes in supermarkets rather than type in a code they can easily forget.
Apparently, the singing voice is more difficult to forge than anything else - except, maybe, a newspaper article.
The Daily Mirror shows an oak tree with "abnormal growths" in the shape of the Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh and the Prince of Wales.
But the exact location is being kept secret "because of fears it could attract druids".
On a sadder note, The Sun shows a lone jackass penguin strolling along the south bank of the Thames, having been accidentally taken from his Antarctic home by fishermen.
Straining the credulity of even the most gullible reader, it quotes "one joker" as say the creature was "popping into Savile Row to p-p-pick up his penguin suit for a black tie do".
Ode to anger
But perhaps the most blood-boiling effort this year comes from BBC Radio 4's Today programme.
After months of protests at the station losing its UK Theme - a medley of British tunes which woke up listeners for more than 30 years - it reports a specially composed Euro Theme is to replace it.
It includes a snippet of Beethoven's Ode to Joy, accordion music and the theme tune from the Dutch-based 1970s detective drama Van Der Walk.
Today proudly announced the latter was the "quintessence of Holland", as listeners up and down the UK almost choked on their cornflakes.
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